Saturday, December 19, 2009

WINTER IN CANADA BUBU'S NEW COAT




THIS BUBU AND SHE IS A PRINCESS OR SHE THINKS SHE IS, OR IS IT THAT SHE HAS TRAINED ME INTO BELIEVING THAT SHE IS. THAT IS IT A I'M  HER HUMAN THEREFORE I'M TRAINED INTO BELIEVING IT. EVERY WINTER SHE GETS A NEW WINTER COAT CAUSE SHE DOESN'T LIKE BEING COLD SO HERE SHE IS MODELING HER COAT. THE BLACK KITTY IN THE BACKGROUND IS MY OTHER CAT SHINA WHO GIVES ME THE "YOU AIN'T PUTTING ONE OF THEM THINGS ON ME LOOKS" AND BECAUSE I'M TRAINED BY HER ALSO I WOULDN'T DREAM OF PUTTING A COAT ON HER. THEN YOU HAVE THAT BIG OLD ORANGE KITTY ON THE RIGHT NOT MY CAT BUT APPARENTLY HE KNEW THAT IF HE HUNG AROUND MY HOUSE LONG ENOUGH I WOULD FEED HIM. THERE MUST BE A BIG OLD SAP SIGN HANGING AROUND MY NECK CAUSE I CAVED AND FED HIM. HE SHOWED UP ABOUT A YEAR AGO WE BELIEVE SOMEONE TOOK HIM FOR A DRIVE OUT IN THE COUNTRY HENCE I GOT HIM. AFTER HE KNOCKED UP MY CAT AND MY NEIGHBOURS CAT I THOUGHT I SHOULD KNICK NAME YOU JONNY GOSSELIN CAUSE HE WAS SCURFY FAT UGLY BALDING AND A SLUT. SOUNDS FUNNY DOESN'T IT WELL APPARENTLY THE GOD LORD DIDN'T APPRECIATE MY HUMOUR AND BUBU HAD 6 KITTENS MORE THEN SHE HAS EVER HAD. SO NOW HE ANSWERS TO HIS NEW NAME AND COMES RUNNING WHEN I CALL JONNY. SO I GUESS I'M STUCK WITH HIM AND HE IS STUCK WITH ME.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

STFU!!!!! JON GOSSELIN

NORRISTOWN, PA. - OCTOBER 26: Television reali...
WELL IT'S BEEN 3 DAYS SINCE LOSER DADDY OF THE YEAR WAS TOLD BY THE JUDGE IN MARYLAND COURT HE HAD TO ABIDE BY HIS CONTRACT WITH TLC, IN OTHER WORDS SHUT THE FUCK UP. NOW I DON'T BELIEVE JON WILL ABIDE BY THIS AT ALL HE IS JUST LYING LOW TILL HIS MONEY RUNS LOW AND THEN HE WILL START FLAPPING HIS LIPS OFF TO SOMEONE AS  IT'S NOT  IN HIS NATURE TO SHUT UP ESPECIALLY WHEN TOLD TO DO SO. I CHECKED JON'S FAVORITE PLACE TO SELL PICS INF DAILY AND SOS AND WHAT DID I SEE SURE ENOUGH THEY HAVE NEW PICS OF THE KIDS POSTED YESTERDAY DEC. 12TH. IT IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE TLC FINDS THEM AND STARTS ASKING QUESTIONS AS TO HOW THESE PHOTOS WERE OBTAINED CONSIDERING THEY WERE TAKING IN THE KIDS BACKYARD. ALSO THERE IS NEW PICS OF JON RIDING CARA'S ATV WITHOUT A HELMET AS USUAL CAUSE HE IS SO STUPID HE THINKS HE CAN'T GET HURT ON THEM.ALTHOUGH HE NEVER GAVE AN INTERVIEW  IT IS CLEAR THAT HE IS POSING FOR THE PICS. NOW THAT THE INJUNCTION HAS BEEN ENFORCED BY THE JUDGE ON JON HE WILL HAVE TO HONOUR THAT EXCLUSIVITY IN HIS CONTRACT TILL THE NEXT COURT DATE WHICH IS IN APRIL 2010, I WOULD FOR HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP TIL THEN BUT ONLY TIME WILL TELL IF JON DECIDES TO FOLLOW IT OR NOT. I GOT THIS GREAT FUNNY OR DIE VIDEO FROM PEREZ' SITE AS TO JUST WHAT MAY HAPPEN TO THE OCTODAD IF CONTINUES TO THINK HE IS ABOVE IT ALL.
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DEVIN HESTER’S BUTT!!!!!!!!



WOW THIS REALLY NEEDS NO EXPLANATION NOW DOESN'T IT.