Saturday, December 19, 2009

WINTER IN CANADA BUBU'S NEW COAT




THIS BUBU AND SHE IS A PRINCESS OR SHE THINKS SHE IS, OR IS IT THAT SHE HAS TRAINED ME INTO BELIEVING THAT SHE IS. THAT IS IT A I'M  HER HUMAN THEREFORE I'M TRAINED INTO BELIEVING IT. EVERY WINTER SHE GETS A NEW WINTER COAT CAUSE SHE DOESN'T LIKE BEING COLD SO HERE SHE IS MODELING HER COAT. THE BLACK KITTY IN THE BACKGROUND IS MY OTHER CAT SHINA WHO GIVES ME THE "YOU AIN'T PUTTING ONE OF THEM THINGS ON ME LOOKS" AND BECAUSE I'M TRAINED BY HER ALSO I WOULDN'T DREAM OF PUTTING A COAT ON HER. THEN YOU HAVE THAT BIG OLD ORANGE KITTY ON THE RIGHT NOT MY CAT BUT APPARENTLY HE KNEW THAT IF HE HUNG AROUND MY HOUSE LONG ENOUGH I WOULD FEED HIM. THERE MUST BE A BIG OLD SAP SIGN HANGING AROUND MY NECK CAUSE I CAVED AND FED HIM. HE SHOWED UP ABOUT A YEAR AGO WE BELIEVE SOMEONE TOOK HIM FOR A DRIVE OUT IN THE COUNTRY HENCE I GOT HIM. AFTER HE KNOCKED UP MY CAT AND MY NEIGHBOURS CAT I THOUGHT I SHOULD KNICK NAME YOU JONNY GOSSELIN CAUSE HE WAS SCURFY FAT UGLY BALDING AND A SLUT. SOUNDS FUNNY DOESN'T IT WELL APPARENTLY THE GOD LORD DIDN'T APPRECIATE MY HUMOUR AND BUBU HAD 6 KITTENS MORE THEN SHE HAS EVER HAD. SO NOW HE ANSWERS TO HIS NEW NAME AND COMES RUNNING WHEN I CALL JONNY. SO I GUESS I'M STUCK WITH HIM AND HE IS STUCK WITH ME.